Ahha… I’m not sure where and how these ideas came up.
1) Why is everybody leaving the company Exxon Mobil?
Well, there’s just one too many Xes… and the world is mobile, you know…
2) How do you know Shell is catching up?
Everybody’s breaking out of their shell, right. Wait. Because everyone has to shell out big bucks to fill in the tanks with V-Power, man
3) How is BP doing?
Well, blood pressure goes up high too, brother, not just the oil price.